A letter of love...

Who loves spam e-mail? Oh, I sure do. Who really loves spam e-mail from people that don't speaka a gud engrish? I received the following e-mail a couple day ago about a web site that I own. The temptation to reply was too strong...

Dear Sir/Madam:

This is the Domain Name registration organization in China , who mainly duty for domain name and the Internet Trademark registration work. Here,we have some important thing confirm with your company. On July 17th 2009,We received an formal application ,one company named " AoMei Investment Group" want to register "removed for privacy" as their CN/ASIA domain names and Internet Trademark on Internet.

After our initial examination,we find the domain name and the Internet Trademark applied for registration are the same with your company's name and trademark. One point need you to confirm that whether the alleged AoMei Investment Group is your business partner or distributor in Asia? If like that ,we will finish the group's application.If the group is not you partner and your company need to protect your company's Intellectual Property in China, please let the someone who is responsible for this matter to contact us as soon as possible to deal with the matter with best way.

Thank you!

Looking forward to hearing your reply!

Best regards!
Mike
Auditing Department
China Internet Service Provider:

Mike,

Thank you so much for contacting me. It means the world to me that you would send me such a letter. Our love burns with the fire of 1,000 suns and I'm so glad to hear that you have finally realized it. I look forward to meeting you soon. In what part of China to you live? Is it one with a great view? Do you know of any good Mexican food we would eat together, hand in hand? Oh, how I dream about the time we can spend with one another. Do you think your parents will look down on us? Our love, unable to be quenched, a untamed horse running like the wind.

I look forward to hearing your response. I wait by the computer, checking my e-mail every few minutes. I wear only jorts and a tee shirt written on it "Your mom is bring the snacks" that makes me think of you. I wonder what kind of snacks she would bring us as we cuddle by the fire. Maybe an Icepop or a Worthers Orginal. Does that bring back memories or what Mike? Alas I must leave you, for the time being of course.

Yours truly and always and forever,

Bill